You know you're stressed out when you can hear Mimes.

[goon_addict]

I am doomed to hear stupid jokes at my expense for the rest of my life. Considering that such messy occurrences are a rarity in my life... me being an old hand at the enjoyment of alcohol, it’s not fair that I have to be subjected to such ridicule. It was a mixture of Pringles, chocolate milk, chicken parmigana and nasty, dodgy wine. Thinking about

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[venndiagrams]

i love goon !! u can go thru ur wallet wen u r down to ur last few bucks and can afford to get fucked off ur nut !!

[goon_addict]

i remember that mentality... alas, the pain is just not worth it!

[venndiagrams]

i remember the last time i drank goon we ate dinner outside drinking goon and this baby possum came up to us and ate from our bowls and sat there for ages !! it was a spin out !!

[goon_addict]

i've had a bad experience with possums... they were evil. they travelled in carnivorous packs, their eyes glinting hungrily at my freshly cooked steak. i felt the urge to flee...

[stolen_property]

At first I thought you wrote Doggy wine and was curious as to why you would be enjoying a wine made for dogs. Then of course I got into the whole ethics about marketing doggy wines....Do you serve it in a bowl? A wine glass? Just too many questions... Then of course I re-read that sentence and I shall now shut up.

PS (This is a form of harassment)

[goon_addict]

i was going to let it go, but my mind had already started forming arguments before i had finished reading your comment, as a result, i give you the following -

i think bowls would be the way to go. dog lips aren't able to purse the way human lips do to allow sippage from the glass, nor hold the stem in their fingerless paws. if the einstein of dogs was able to counter these problems, i doubt they will be able to keep up such appearences as the night wore on...

harrassment encountered and successfully dealt with :)

[siankicksurass]

Slap usher and his fucking string puppet dancing, it wasnt cool when Justin timberlake did it, an for god sakes boy, leave the shirt on.

[goon_addict]

i take it your not in for a bit of jizzle tizzle action, huh? ;) although, i did think he was pretty ok when he had the whole afro thing happening... *waits for a slap*

usher is totally ugly and he seems to think the ladies love him. pretentious idiot living in a fantasy. his songs are stupid... how many times can you say yeah?!

[five_by_five]

hahahaha sorry to butt in, but i think the term 'pretentious idiot' just isn't used nearly enough in todays society. i must start using it more often now. and i totally agree with this usher bashing session. chingy [or whatever he is] is just as bad.

[goon_addict]

so many words... so little time to structure sentences.

no probs with the butt in, the want to bash usher unifies alot of people :)

chingy?! that's the guy who can't talk properly, right? 'rite thur' or sumthing? when i heard it a couple of times, i think i convinced myself that he was a 'special' person.

[ohdeh]

the drunkeness harrasment is bad.. specially when you cant rememeber that night at all so its all fresh..
show us the hair!
yes usher is a pain, theres only 1 michael ffs!
and glad to hear you got your precious music back safely :D

[goon_addict]

i'm lucky, i don't suffer from memory loss whilst intoximicated... i remember it all *shudder* some things become beyond your control :p

you'd probably think it was boring, but i'm stoked. i got it cut to half way down my back and layered. instead of cutting it straight across he cut it shorter on the sides just below my shoulders as it comes in it gets longer, where my spine is it comes to a point, it's long. kind of like an upside down triangle. i'm pretty bad at descriptions, sorry :(

yay for my music! monday, tuesday... happy days, wednesday, thursday... happy days!

[larvioarskald]

I hate bad wine

[goon_addict]

next time people want to take the cheap way out, i refuse to be involved :p