Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

[goon_addict]

I can now claim the name ‘chicken shite’ as my own. I didn’t go last night. Showing up by myself was not something I wanted to do. My buddy (I use that term loosely *grumble*) who was supposed to attend with me as my support team piked on me because they were enjoying themselves at the beach and wouldn’t be back in time

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[sharpez]

vegemite?!

you are sick.

[goon_addict]

and? that was supposed to offend me? *shrugs* meh. it's something i've learnt to deal with :)

everything in moderation is good. except for alchomahol, of course ;)

[sharpez]

not supposed to offend.

why have vegemite when there are so many cheeses in the world?

[goon_addict]

sorry, i'm an extremely paranoid kind of person.

vegemite is good once in a while. but CHEESE! is good all the time! camembert... *drool* and crackers, washed down with a nice glass of wine.

[boobookittifukk]

Awww sweets! You should slap your buddy's arse for piking out on you =( Or at least demand that she buy you a strong alcoholic beverage as recompense.

[goon_addict]

i've already done my brain. there is now one very scared individual in existence *chuckle* nah, all's good. i vented, they tolerated, i eventually ran out of steam, meh *shrugs* i'm too lazy to administer a slapathon :)

[stolen_property]

Vegemite you say? It is now official. I will believe all stereotypes I hear in Men at work songs.

"Where women go and men plunder"...INDEED!

[goon_addict]

i have a pet koala and have trained a kangaroo to be my butler...

[stolen_property]

A Koala once layed his pimp hand on me and I became his bitch. Sadly a dingo decided to eat something other then my baby.

[goon_addict]

those claws can be a wee bit nasty, huh?

sounds rather painful...