Together Forever

[stolen_property]

This weekend I have a gig, which will require me to primarily play 80’s music. As a result I have been listening to many greatest hits albums and less then stellar 80’s compilations. This is all meant to elicit the spirit of the 80’s within me when I select music to play at the event. I suspect it may be beneficial if I funk out my hair and use

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[kyliooo]

80S MUSIC!

OK I HAVE ONE FACT THAT WILL DISPROVE YOUR WHOLE ARGUEMENT!
KYLIE MINOGUE IS AWESOME AND RICK ASTLEY SUCKS! THEREFORE THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!

[kyliooo]

JeSsIcA: While it's debatable whether either of them has 'talent', I'd have to agree to for the most part

[kyliooo]

http://www.livrariasaraiva.com.br/player/player.dll/sound.mp3?pfx_id=322583&STREAM=R&pro_id=148290&nro_cd=8&faixa=1&ID=400CBACD7D4070F00050B0439
NICK CAVE AND KYLIE MINOGUE OK!?!

[stolen_property]

Nick Cave once bitch slapped me with his "Red Right Hand". Some say it's his pimping hand and that I am now is property. I shall now go hide in the corner.

[anonymous]

JeSsIcA: You usually make me giggle...this just frightened me and made me wonder what else Johnny does with his free time...

[stolen_property]

...I usually drink pink lemonade and frighten small children by telling them that Dora the Explorer eats babies. I also make it a habit of stealing candy from kids....preferably 2 years old and younger.

[raspberry_wine]

simply fab!

that was maybe the best thing you've ever written! I totally agree...rick and kylie ARE the same person...thank you for doing the research to prove that!

you are the greatest johnny!

[stolen_property]

I will just smile and nod as I know you are taking kick boxing lessons and could kick my ass!

[crispynoodles]

i love rick astley.

i have always thought that kylie and rick were similar - but i thought this was because they were produced by the same team in the UK

[stolen_property]

Yes the same UK team and the fact that they have the same DNA!!

Be afraid! Very Afraid!

[goon_addict]

it could be very beneficial... some guys and eyeliner, tis very nice. shaggy hair is so hot right now. mayhap you could throw in a piano neck-tie?

[stolen_property]

I could but, with the neck tie I may look a little too much like Avril Lavigne.....suddenly I am very very frightened!

[goon_addict]

do i sense a hint of sarcasm with your mentioning of the words 'avril lavigne?' what is wrong with you? she encompasses all that is unique and classy in a world of pure and utter trash. her individualistic approach to rock is like a breath of fresh air on a stiflingly hot day. she writes her own songs, did you know that? that shows that she is not only hip and cool, but intelligent also... *cough*

[stolen_property]

Sorry I tuned you out after the word "encompasses"....it is quite a big word and something Avril wouldn't understand. As a token of forgiveness please except this coupon good for a free strip show consisting of myself and gary coleman...we call ourselves thunder and lightning.