Sometimes I read things that make me laugh or chuckle. Other times I get naked and sing “Que Sera Sera” in the shower. However, there are those rare times when I feel like spinning in my chair until I reach an alternate reality. Currently I am a little dizzy but sadly still very much a part of this reality. Apparently someone obtained a piece ( Read more... )

Publicity comes in many forms. Some people decide to take out a national add in a newspaper. Other people run a television add during a prime time show. Others simply favour word of mouth. Then we have the rare creative individual who decides to scale England’s Buckingham Palace in a Batman costume. Jason Hatch a 33 year old member of the " ( Read more... )

Last week George Bush Jr. or DUBYA (as I like to call him) was busy trying to earn the vote of the nation. The Republican Party was carefully crafting an image of a decisive wartime commander who is strengthening America and making it a safe place to live. Before the actual convention Bush decided to sit down with NBC’s “Today Show” and discuss ( Read more... )

If you are on my friends list you are probably aware that my musical tastes very quite substantially. Some might even say I enjoy a plethora of different cultural sounds. Those that say that will be shot or persecuted to the full extent of the law. Unless of course I think you are sexcellent, then I will let you off with a stern warning and a ( Read more... )

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Fearful Dimensions

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I went shopping today and saw a couple of new products, which not only frightened me but also sent a shockwave to the deepest parts of my soul (and they said I couldn’t write dramatic scripts for soap opera’s). That shocking imagery reminds me that I need new socks. Anyway, the first new product I saw was “CASHMERE” toilet paper. The product is ( Read more... )

It’s odd to wake up and look in a mirror and realize you don’t know the face looking at you. The lines are obscured and you can’t clearly see the answer you are looking for. The person you see is only someone you lead yourself to believe was you. You start believing what you say instead of what is actually happening around you. You talk to ( Read more... )

I just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning dishes. It is important to note that I did not make this mess. The mess was made by the wonderful people that seem to frequent this house. Oddly enough it wasn’t a leprechaun or garden gnome. Most people think they are mischievous but really they live under my bed and make cotton candy (ok that may not ( Read more... )

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