Comments | stolen_property: Richard Simmons has made a career by sliding Hawaiian hot dogs down his throat.

stolen_property

Richard Simmons has made a career by sliding Hawaiian hot dogs down his throat.

Nov 09, 2005 23:47

For those of you who have read my journal, you may be aware that I am fond of handstands. Not just typical handstands but, handstands that re-define physics. I noticed my talent for inversion at a young age. My cousin found it funny to hang me upside down, 20 feet in the air off of a banister, and swing me around until I felt the urge to vomit ( Read more... )

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lucifernobara November 10 2005, 06:31:47 UTC

You have finally come back to LJ!! *hugs*

And *Sniff* no toe puppet show performances can be held for a while now huh?

stolen_property November 10 2005, 21:12:43 UTC

I am just happy that I can finally write again after all the strange events surrounding me. I can still perform toe puppet shows however, the index toe looks like grimace. Perhaps I could try and get cast in a McDonald’s commercial?

stolen_property November 10 2005, 21:39:29 UTC

PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CRYSTAL!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! and many more....-1 day lol

I hope you got some sort of evil looking cake.

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stolen_property November 10 2005, 21:14:56 UTC

I am glad you enjoyed it. Perhaps you feel like wheeling me around in a wheel barrel to help me get around? I can promise to give you 1 schilling as payment.

highly_quotable November 11 2005, 11:11:43 UTC

Shocked, I was when I saw your entry on my flist! It's been a long long time... where have you been all these decades? :p Post more, ur little anecdotes make me laugh. yay welcome baaack!

stolen_property November 11 2005, 23:22:22 UTC

I have been punishing myself with work, working out and bad relationships lol. You should post more as well ;)

crispynoodles November 14 2005, 10:07:05 UTC

hehehehehehehe man you have a crazy mind like me. i love it!

*hugs* i'm glad you are back. please stay. :)

stolen_property November 15 2005, 06:39:26 UTC

I never left! blame the aliens that abducted me, BASTARDS!

citrusladybug November 14 2005, 20:36:03 UTC

Now that some days have past, I have re-grouped and collected my thoughts, emotions and all my other senses and can now reply. However, I'm not going to reply on the topic of your entry. I'm just going to reply for the sake of replying. Also, to continue on with my apology for *almost* spazzing out at you re. the knitting/sewing mix-up, I almost did call you a selfish mofo but I thought about it and I came up with that you really aren't a selfish mofo, I'm just crazy and all out of whack, I'm just going to leave before I do call you a selfish mofo out of insanity rather than substance. But really j-man I'm sorry for almost spazzing, it was robot not me.

And to further bombard your inbox. I *need* the circumference of your head for your black tuque, don't let this be a shirt incident again otherwise robot will come out in full force. Or you will get a hat that will be so small it will fit the other head...

stolen_property November 15 2005, 06:48:30 UTC

For some odd reason I can’t find a tape measure or a piece of string…..I vow to look for this tomorrow. I told you not to worry about the knitting/sewing mix up. I was going through a tough time and was being selfish in terms of conversation. As a wise man once said…

If it feels funky then feel free because whatever you say is always all right with me…

Ps…..this feels like lj drama! lol