WHAT UP!?

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I'll never see em live. I HATE ARIZONA :(

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Truck full of bro's calls us fags. I was really drunk. It seemed like a good idea to throw constructions signs at them... so I did... 3 times. Cuffed by the cops. oops. Were all good now though! good night!

theteganandsara: Just taking a minute to publicly thank @ladygaga for being a fucking genius. Thank you for being so creative and so damn interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW7fKqSet0Y

Was on my way to work and some asshole decided that red lights do not apply to him. Totaled my car! Driving a pt cruiser rental :( I want to get drunk. Thank god for insurance and being alive and uninjured. Hoping to get the same car.

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Don't pretend to slit your wrists with with fabric cutting rolling thingy... because... you will accidentally slit your wrist a little bit... and it will hurt and bleed. OOPS! and we dont even have bandaids! Congress was fun! there was a guy in underwear with a predator mask on. HAHAHA Goodnight. I'm pretty drunk.

Is adorable! and is the most amazing thing I have seen all week!

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