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[stonecoldrose]

I have not had a happy week. Now my nice, warm, tropical vacation has been interrupted because two cockroaches can't stay in whichever circle of Hell Signor' Alighieri assigned them to

Comments

[princeassassin]

Cockroaches are so troublesome. You should just kill them.

[stonecoldrose]

That is the plan.

You are?

[princeassassin]

Aaa, how wonderful.

Belphegor :>

[stonecoldrose]

Your parents named you after a demon of Hell?

[v_vainglorious]

Cockroaches? Please, Rosalie, come up with something more creative.

[stonecoldrose]

If you had any cultural background whatsoever--which, of course, being completely uncivilized as you are, you don't--you would be able to see the deep symbolism behind the metaphor.

Namely that you crawl back from fumigation like insects.

[feelingthirsty]

You should take a few days to enjoy the sun anyway. I don't think we're going to do anything until you get back.

[stonecoldrose]

Jasper. I will be the first to admit I am self-centered, but I am not that self-centered.

Besides, we're already halfway through our trip.

[feelingthirsty]

That's not what I meant to imply. Just enjoy it while you're there.

[stonecoldrose]

There's not much to enjoy considering we aren't there anymore.

[popcornlasers]

Can you take pictures of yourself on the island?

[stonecoldrose]

Possibly. Whether I share them is another matter.

[popcornlasers]

Will you share them with me?

[stonecoldrose]

I don't think that would be ethical. After all, a number of them are inappropriate for public viewing.

[hex_you_up]

Eegh. I do hate when that happens.

[stonecoldrose]

The dead should stay dead.

[hex_you_up]

Mmm. I can think of one or two exceptions -- Sirius and James and Lily, really -- but. Yes. I would have been quite thrilled had Misa stayed dead.