+20+

[stonecoldrose]

In a perfect world, this poster would have been the one for the movie fangirls paid $70.6 million to see this past weekend.

However. This is hardly a perfect world, despite my presence in it. So instead, the fandom got

Comments

[nicotine_patch]

Why aren't you the sexiest one. I would do Victoria over you.

[stonecoldrose]

Because people are moronic.

And you'd do that stick of an actress over me?

[nicotine_patch]

What the hell.

I mean the film you. She looks fucking cruster, you know.

[stonecoldrose]

It shouldn't be a surprise by now.

She's not even a natural blonde. Can you believe that bull?

[nicotine_patch]

LOL @ WEREWOLF

[stonecoldrose]

It's a good policy to always laugh at wolves.

[nicotine_patch]

Yeah that one chick don't ring me for booty-calls anymore.

[stonecoldrose]

Better in the end. Even you should have better taste than that bitch.

[princeassassin]

Her face looks too fat.

[stonecoldrose]

Her everything is too fat. And ugly.

[princeassassin]

You're prettier.

(ooc: Also. Carlisle looks like Christopher Walken in A View To a Kill and I can't unsee it :()

[stonecoldrose]

It almost goes without saying.

Almost.

[AAAAHAHAHAH. Poor Pete Facinelli. He's such a hot brunette. :(]

[hex_you_up]

There is no possible way her hair is actually blonde.

[stonecoldrose]

The majority of people in this movie are not wearing their own hair colors.

[hex_you_up]

That's depressing. My sincerest apologies.

[stonecoldrose]

Thank you for your condolences.

[troublequencher]

How fun!

[stonecoldrose]

This is your idea of fun.

[troublequencher]

Next thing you know they'll have me as a sexy brunette.

[stonecoldrose]

So then there'll be two things wrong with your actress.