dear diary. if u were the ocean i would sail your sea. if u were a toilet u would hold my pee, but since ur my journal i shall write in you and actually if u were a toilet i would feed u poo ( Read more... )

yo yo yo yo yo, i wanna give a shout out to all my depressed sorrow assed live journal biiiiitccchhheeees and say a thing or 2 straight up outta my hizzie. if u all need some place to bitch to u know what, umm.....u like shouldnt use like live journals for crying cuz like when ur keyboard gets wet ur computer will break and then like umm...i dunno ( Read more... )

oooooooo my god lemme start it off like this ( Read more... )

hey, this is like an entry and shit, because i dont ever update this shit, and shit. but u know shit and shit and shit. hahahaha. ummm......i played beer pong until 6 in the morning last night.....ummm......ok now this is the real emotional part of my journal.....lemme think......umm....ya, well, see, it all started about 5 years ago. when i was ( Read more... )

hey, today was another day like the one that was yesterday. but thats all good. i mean, im updating this because i need to do that and say waaaassup to all my people around here.

hahaha, i can do it with such agility

hahaha, i downloaded this funny little thing that lets me write uber amounts of things all day long

hey, i woke up today. it was pretty cool to wake up. i had dreams last night about a giant ufo that i saw twice. first i was drunk in the woods with joe, the second time i was on my grandpa's deck with him. it was quite interesting. my dreams are getting increasingly crazier.

little bo peep lost his sheep and shane got a livejournal.
everywhere that shane went his live jounrnal followed his ass.
so everyone saw what shane had done
and realized how cool he was
for all he ever wrote about was trying to catch a buzz!