well......i finally got my breast implants!!!! who wants to squeeze them??

i want to make my journal friends only but i dont know how. i want to do this because of all the fine ass females who like to stalk me using the live journal. also because what i type here is real personal, and i dont want just any average joe to like know my true feelings. i know that you all can relate to this. i think.....well.....heres my ( Read more... )

well look at this i found the god damn thing on my desktop that lets me do this with ease, isnt that cool. so um....whats up livejournal

DEr jourNL ( Read more... )

yo all my livish journalish friends of the world of nothingness and everything that holds the truth or lies of eternity. so let there be nothing or everything for the sake of mercy. yo yo, COMO DE LA QUEEN ELEANOR, PRINCESS CARA, AND ALT'S BULLSHIT ICE CUBE!!!! i see for the sake of the mercy and the glory of the love of the force that be within ( Read more... )

yo i got friendster. you all add me too your shit yo....shanenosenothing@aol.com bitches

yo yo yo folks. this is the case of the hidden buffizle and it goes like this ( Read more... )

as some of you may have heard it is true, i did spend an ample amount of time working in a fish market, and boy is it nto much different than a bookstore around the time of christmas. you see, what u have to do is yell FIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH and then throw the fish. sometimes when u werent paying attention, someone would yell FIIIIIIIIIIIIISH, but u ( Read more... )

hello live journal. boy do i have a story or 2 for you. i have missed you so much since that last time we got together. well. u see, cailyn says i need to hate alex. but i do not know. did u know i drank brown soda yesterday and today, o and friday too. it was scary stuff. but even so, when u walk through a field of rose bushes, u are bound ( Read more... )

hello love journal, i want to say something to you. i know that you think your shit dont stink but look a little bit closer and u'll find that roses really smell like poo poo poo