I hate this one...

It should die! lol

If you wanna read my journal, my new name is twizted_ophelia. ADD ME BITCHES! lol

That is if you care...

Or even actually read this thing...

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

Warfie: soooo... I'm hating Columbia House ( Read more... )

There are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late '50s ( Read more... )

~*~It is impossible to lick your elbow ( Read more... )

Fo all of those who love my beloved dildo song. I had to take it down because it was starting to make editing my page and viewing it a hassel. Slows it down too much, but here it is for your enjoyment. I'll make sure you will always be able to see it. lol

Just to let you know, I'm pretty much done with Livejournal forever. I also won't be on myspace as much. I'm now into GreatestJournal at the moment. I find it more intimate and less annoying at the moment. You can read SOME of my entries without getting an account if you're interested but the juicy stuff is friends only.So you'll need an account. ( Read more... )

(I found this in a random blog I ran across, and they found in it the MySpace forum I gues ( Read more... )

Andrew fails in life ( Read more... )