I don't think this journal ever recovered following the death of Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is only contracted to play for 13 minutes at his O2 arena concert series (tm) this summer. This means the stage show is going to be amazing. It has to be if it's going to distract the audience to the point at which they no longer care whether he's there or not. Contains strobe lighting and body doubles. Nice work putting back the ( Read more... )

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They have this there programme on the television called 'The Secret Millionaire' in which some bloke/woman visits a deprived area pretending to be your run-of-the-mill documentarian and then ends up giving people lots of money to help our their awesome community project. The millionaires can be a bit self-congratulatory so I don't often watch it ( Read more... )

Jandek is playing funk metal now.

Armageddon is coming.

Repent.

REPENT!

I saw the Watchmen film and this is what I thought of it. I figure nobody else on the internet will be posting about it so here goes ( Read more... )

This is the age of Twitter. We are living in the age of Twitter. Stephen Fry is stuck in a lift. Ashton Kutcher is talking to his wife on it in front of 300,000 of his followers. Shaquille O'Neal is sitting in a Taco Bell and can sense fellow twitterers nearby. He's angry because they aren't coming to talk to him.

I think it's time to bring back ( Read more... )

My brother and I were going down to the promenade in Roker to play football. When we arrived there were hundreds of people jumping up and down like crazy and pointing out to sea. There were six or seven gigantic (I mean hundreds of metres long) whales in the water singing and batting gallons and gallons of water around with their flippers. ( Read more... )

I went on the Glasgow subway today for the first time, basically because it was pissing it down. It was very beige/brown. It reminded me of a sweet midday experience on the Newcastle --> Sunderland Metty a month or so back. I was sitting right at the back of a fairly crowded metro facing the window (you can see the world disappearing behind you) ( Read more... )