So im getting pissed test because I have to be a grown up this summer. thaqt should be a blast its not like I have THC lodged deep with in every crevace of my brain and other major organs. Im apprently a big jerk to kelly all the time and despite my efforts i never seem to do anything right. Oh well summer is soon which for the first time I am ( Read more... )

I just want to say that I hate this world. I hate greed, ignorance, selfishness and everything else that contributes to this loathsome state in which we exist. Fuck America, Fuck Al Queda, Isreal, Saudi Arabia, fuck all of them. Fuck me and my selfish tendancies. All this hate and violence fuck. Why cant we just wake up from this nightmare of ( Read more... )

P FUNK SATURDAY... OH GOD ...IM SOOOOO WET.

We are so fucked. The world is so fucked. sooooo fucked just absolutely backwards. Bombs in spain, civil war in haiti, colonization of iraq, colonization of afghanistan, and the most arrogant closed minded individualistic ASSHOLES RUN EVERYTHING. What do we all do? Nothing. We didnt even elect our fucking president and we still didnt do shit, we ( Read more... )

I apologize for my lack of the ability to make sense. I believe it stems from my frequent drug use and compulsive masturbation syndrome. If you have any comments or questions relating to my disability you can call 508 667 0467 or email me at hartwell.n@neu.edu

What the fuck happened ( Read more... )

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....I CAN TOUCH MY FACE AGAIN.

SHOULDNT THEY BE CONSIDERED GOOD ENOUGH AS IT IS. BUT I TAKE COMFORT IN THE FACT THAT THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE SOX SO MUCH THAT THEY HAD TO HAVE ALEX RODRIGUEZ. OH YEAH AND IN TERMS OF YEARLY SALARY OVER THE NEXT THREE YEARS HE'LL BE THE FOURTH HIGHEST PAYED PLAYER ON THE TEAM AT JUST A SHADE OVER 16 MILLION ( Read more... )

when i was 6 i had such bad diahrea that its came out like liquid. So i got excited and told my mom i could pea out of my bum just like a girl.

yeah i did it i went to the gym. Thas right I did my quads bis lats tris and every other part of my body i havent used in the past year. and then I totally checked myself out in the mirror cuz whatever i look good and I do what i want.

then i spit on my roomate cuz hes a dick!