burninator03: jerk ( Read more... )

weekend report even if I coulkd remember it all nobody cares so I say sieze the day and fuck your mom ( Read more... )

Well I feel like a dick I think I made my girlfriend feel really terrible. Which means I suck and Imm useless. Anywho if yu for some reason read this before I talk to you I love you and Im sorry if did any thing to hurt you ( Read more... )

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive?

Cuz she's a woman

Yeah the guy at 711 was sketchy but helpful he carressed my bum until the rash went away... then he told me that Ralph Cramden is actually the prime minister of IRAQ.

The He-MAn-Greg-Haters will be hosting "Itchy Asshole Awarness Day" on Tuesday December 9th. Come learn about the horrors of the "runs". There will be free pizza, "I-Hate-Greg" T-shirts and a penis cake! Come join us for education and fun ( Read more... )

i thought of that while taking a crap not 10 minutes ago. then I was rudely interupted by the always devious always evil Mexican Cleaing Gnomes that roam the bathrooms of Speare Hall. I hope they choke on their squeegies and detergent.

whats sadis that i posted not 20 minutes ago

I am here by announcing a new branch of the Facial Hair Club, The He-Man-Greg-Haters Club. I am appointing my slef current secretary of the Facial Hair Club the president of the He-Man-Greg-Haters club because I really hate Greg. The He-Man-Greg-Haters club will hate greg, seek to penetrate Drew and his loved ones in the most horrible of ( Read more... )

Well the Red Sox got Curt Schilling yay!. wait fuck the yankees got Gary Schefield great! why in gods name do they need gary schefield. This is why the yankees suck nto because they're bad at baseball. they are incredible and thats what the problem is. If you examine the Yankees roster and the Red Sox roster they blow us out of the water and ( Read more... )

Now like all the other kids that believe that they have things worthwhile to say I now have a live journal to post my meaningless bullshit on the internet for everyone else to see.

Anywho, thanks for being my friend greg as for the rest of you, I hope that you'll be my friend cuz i am very lovable when im naked.