REJOICE REJOICE, God's ears are stitches ( Read more... )

I should not have drank that entire bottle of wine.
Tomorrow will be rough.

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friends see me as: "good intentioned, humorous, but awkward."
acquaintances: "OMG she is so crazy / weird."
strangers: "..."

also, sardines are an amazing drunk snack.

why am i still awake?

I miss all these friendships which seem to be turning into dust and falling in a pile at my feet. As well as those which are now little but pale and flimsy imitations of what they used to be.

oh, growing up.

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Maybe if I quit my job I'll be happy.
But then I'll miss my work friends.
uggghh that place is a nightmare anymore.

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After watching the newest Futurama movie, I feel like there's nothing left to live for.
Seriously, it's the end. NO MORE FUTURAMA.
I... :(