Names for female strippers

[stormcatcher]

Let's hear some.   It's okay if you use actual stage names you've heard before, stage names for drag performers, or funny stripper names from movies.  Here's a few to get you started

Comments

[lady_angelina]

Based on that old meme where you use the name of a childhood pet as the first name, and your childhood street name as the last name... Mine would be "Emmy Eugene." And someone else doing it got "Muffy Meadows," LOL.

Also, my city's current mayor Sam Adams allegedly had a scandalous relationship with a young man named (and no, I am NOT making this up! Google it, if you're morbidly curious) Beau Breedlove. >.>;;;;;

Also, from a King of the Hill episode, there was "Dee Dee Cupps." XD

And from the Simpsons: "Chesty LaRue," "Busty St. Claire," and "Hootie McBoob." XD

Oh GOD, I just came up with this on my own: "Melanie Juggs." XD

And how about "Creme dePussy?" XD

(Sorry for the comment edit spam. I just keep thinking of more as I go.)

Or "Lolli Popp." ("Loli" is, erm, the opposite of "shota." XD;;;;;; )

[stormcatcher]

1. Mine would be "Leo Evergreen". Sounds more like the owner of a vegan health food store than a stripper. :shrug: Oh, well.

2. "Beau Breedlove"? That ROCKS! Though having a mayor named after a beer rocks even more. ;D

3. "Melanie Juggs" and "Creme DePussy" are great - and no worries about the editing, I understand where you're coming from. Once you get on a roll with these, it's hard to stop!

[stormcatcher]

Oh, and regarding "The Simpsons", don't forget one of my favorites: Tipsy McStagger. :D

[hazard_barzard]

You know, not long ago, me and the kirin talked about making Panja into a police officer, named Officer Havastud Gudbody. Can that be a good name for a male stripper? B3

[lady_angelina]

I can't speak for the OP (not revealing his identity, for this entry is public, but sounds good to me! 8D

[stormcatcher]

That'd be a great name for a male stripper! Although I sort of have an ulterior motive for asking for female names; I'm trying to think up a good name for a female story character who's a slutty stripper.

And for some reason, when I think of Panja in a police uniform (which is a million different kinds of hawt), I wanna call him Officer Harry Dangles. (Harry = Hairy) And if he was in a military uniform, I'd call him "Major Clubbe".

[sasuga]

Lucy Flawless
Fondelia Cleaváge
Enya Dreams
Breastina Creme
Labiella Swettes
Clitora Rose
Mona L'Splatter
Vaggie Pimpson

[stormcatcher]

:snerk: Mona L'Splatter and her sister in spirit, Infectia Junk. :D I like "Enya Dreams", too. Breastina Creme almost sounds like a toothpaste, though. Will it make your teeth lactate?

[stormcatcher]

That'd be a good stage drag name. And for some strange reason, I now have a mental image of a giant anthro rat male, slightly chubby but butch-looking, dressed like Marilyn Monroe and signing "Let Me Entertain You" to an audience in a really deep voice. Do you have a hunky older cousin that lost a bet?

[stormcatcher]

:chuckle: Honestly? I was thinking the really old-school musical version from "Gypsy Rose", with Rosalind Russell. ;)

And if you're comfortable sharing that image, even if you just e-mail it to me privately, I'd love to see it. It sounds like it'd be adorable!

[mtext]

Mildred Stack the naughty librarian!

[stormcatcher]

:snerk: She leaves the periodicals even more glossy than they were when she started! :D

True story: former supervisor of mine actually went to a local Halloween party at a gay club dressed as "Esther Easy", the sleazy librarian. He wore a really loose set of old granny panties that frequently fell around his knees on the dance floor, and a really old-looking brown-colored conservative-style dress and sequined eyeglasses with the little granny points out on the sides.

[mtext]

I think my favorite on this page so far is Melanie Juggs though.