I now need to replace my car. Anybody looking to sell one?

"Why so hard?" the kitchen coal once said to the diamond. "After all, are we not close kin?"

Why so soft? O my brothers, thus I ask you: are you not after all my brothers?

Why so soft, so pliant and yielding?

http://xkcd.com/263/

Due to it being Spring Break, I probably won't know if I'm getting fired or not until NEXT Monday.

I think I'm about to lose my job. If that happens....well, I'll probably be away for a while. I don't really want to go over the details, but I will say that it was entirely my own fault.

You know the type. The one that was always pining for things that everyone but him seems to get so easily. The kind that assumes that being a good person is enough to get what you want in life. That being friendly is enough by itself for women to fall in love with you and to receive applause from all your peers. It was just brought to my attention ( Read more... )

The little quizzy thing says I'm a bay. But I know I'm a well.

Yeah, this is one of those five-topic memey things, I got it from x_sunniechan_x , and I would just like to say that that is one of the cutest usernames ever. Very fitting. Anyway...
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Happy birthday to theslice !

You're old. :p

Cyndi Lauper is f-ing awesome. No, I'm not kidding. If you haven't heard her "Hat Full of Stars", or "Unconditional Love", you just don't know. Even if you think you do. Those two songs are thoughtful, earnest, well put together, and moving. The first is somewhat sad, but more in a nostalgic way than in a bitter way. The second is a flat out love ( Read more... )