...but if hell is other people, then heaven is the other other people ( Read more... )

Do you notice that the smell of smoke is welcome when it is shielding the smell of garbage?

Lately everyone has been really into posting lists of things that make them happy. Well, I am here to list the things that make me very, very angry ( Read more... )

I have noticed that my entries are becoming increasingly lame. I do realize that most of the events in my life are becoming increasingly lame, but I decided that this one will be infinitely less lame than my latest entries and my life in general because ( Read more... )

Helianthus16: Killer Queen ( Read more... )

Here is the progression of questions I am asking myself every Tuesday, as I go through the spectrum of my classes ( Read more... )

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Sometimes at the end of months that have impacted me a great deal, I try to qualify how exactly I was for the duration of my stay with them. I use F. Scott's Fitzgerald's old variables: pursuing, pursued, busy, and tired. I write my own equations ( Read more... )

Me: Life hurts me.
Hillary: Your penis hurts you.
Me: I don't have a penis.
Hillary: You'll get one.

I don't know what that means, but it is my life thus far. In the beginning, Hillary started referring to me in the masculine form. Then, she didn't stop. I love her, and I am a boy.