So I'm sitting on the phone, waiting for a call. The phone rings, I answer as usual:
Sparky = me
LOD= Lewd old Dude
( My conversation, to the best of my transcribing abilities )

*Sheep quote ala Sean Patrick Flanery as "Connor" in "The Boondock Saints" (It's in the deleted scenes.. He bleats like a little lamb *Geeks ( Read more... )

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So, I had a passenger on my line. "How should I mark my luggage so I can tell it from all the other luggage when we leave the ship?" He asks me this, and expects me to know. He's a nice fella, but he's asking me the best way to find the needle in the haystack ( Read more... )

So, I'm just casting about the internet randomly for images listed as "Irish" Or "Punk" when I come across this picture of a fellow on LJ. I'll admit, quite hot. So I click the link to have a look at the pic, read some little bits about him (being the curious little person I am) he's posted up, then come across a quiz he's taken. Of course, I ( Read more... )

Don't anyone get offended, now.. This is really very random, and it's based on the color of your-- Nevermind.. go check it out... >:D

You are


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How do you be so slow?

((Forgive my grammar. It is ganked from Strongbad's Teen Girl Squad~))

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Zack & Reba.... awesome movie. . . . . first five minutes an old woman is saying something to the effect of "As soon as he sees you, his little pecker's gonna~! go right up!" while extending her index finger to the sky... and who is she saying it to? Someone who's fiance has just committed suicide... who is she speaking of? Her grandson, who ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JYUU!!!

And yesh... Sunday is a shitty day for a birthday... totaly..

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