Fic: Pickup no Jutsu [Naruto; R; Naruto/Various]

[storyteller]

Fandom: Naruto
Title: Pickup no Jutsu
Rating: R
Pairings: Naruto/(Sasuke, Neji, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Itachi)
Warnings: Last part has spoilers for recent manga (Chapter 402), Old Guys/Teen Naruto, dubious consent, implied incest, bad writing.
Summary: The five worst pickup lines Naruto's ever heard.
A/N: I've been writing this is very small, drunken

Comments

[myrafur]

ROFL. TERRIBLE! Every fandom cliche. I'm fucking impressed. XDDDDDDDD

It burns, and I love it.

[storyteller]

ahahahhahah I'm glad you like the burning. Now that I think about it though, it'd be more canon to do a Sasuke version of this with like Naruto, Itachi, Orochimaru, Itachi again, Suigetsu, his brother Itachi, Madara, Itachi some more .... ;D

[izumeseijin]

XDXDXDXDXD Lol I absolutely adore Neji's bit (Orochimaru and Ebisu freaked me out)

I've been frowning since I read that chapter from hell 402. This is a great fic! =)

[storyteller]

:))))) I'm glad you liked the Neji part, I love that kid so much. Ebisu was kinda OOC but he's just so dramatic and creepy-dorky-cute, I couldn't help throwing that in there.

So glad you enjoyed this!! ♥

[storyteller]

pretty much, lol. ^_^

[ayonoi]

Blood began to leak from Neji's left nostril as he giggled to himself. I read this and I DIED! XD

Oh this is cracktastically awesome. I LOVED IT.

[storyteller]

Neji is such a perv. XD It makes me super happy to hear that this made you laugh, so thank you!! ♥

[shafted_artist]

ROFL.

"Hold on, I practiced what I was going to say to you....." XD.

Oh humor~ <3

[storyteller]

Itachi sucks at flirting, but it makes him cuter.

♥