I've described this clip to friends for years, but this is an old Andrea Martin SCTV ad. Still slays me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2bmUQwYW3Q&feature=related

This sketch slayed me.

Mostly work safe, again, with the headphones on.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/98357/saturday-night-live-grady-wilsons-burning-bedshee#s-p8-sr-i1

My wife lives in fear of the skydiver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM&feature=fvst

Work safe, if you have earphones.

And do you think he drains the blood of other muppets? If not, what are the fangs for?

Bunny seems to be going the route that Pris did. She's got some kind of cancer on her kidney, and she's not eating. She's spent 2 out of the last 5 nights at the vets, getting IV fluids ( Read more... )

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God: Gerald, what do you want the most in life?

Gerald: *no pause* Vindication.

God, nodding, smiling, then waving his hand out in front of me: Then go get it.

You know, it's weird being an atheist when god keeps talking to you. For the record, that's twice the joker has talked to me in a dream.

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One of my favorite Farside cartoons ( Read more... )