straif
Apr 12, 2011 07:55
I haven't posted here in a loooong while, so for the curious...I've decided to go back to school and am studying geology. In other words, schist just got real.
straif
Sep 02, 2010 16:08
For my human cloning experiments I needed several hundred pounds of yellow cake mix (don't ask). Naturally, I put an ad on Craigslist. The eagle-eyed grammarians at Homeland Security noticed a typo. It turns out "yellowcake" is a form of uranium. Boy is my face red. Probably more from waterboarding than embarrassment.
straif
May 17, 2010 16:30
- 14:19 Haicŵ: Ar y trên adre / Fy Nano wedi marw / Gwrando ar ddim #
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May 10, 2010 16:30
- 14:36 Chop suey sandwich and freakishly good popcorn at The Salem Willows. This is where the gods come to eat. Amrosia has nothing on this. #
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straif
May 01, 2010 16:30
- 21:09 Haiku: Boneless Buffalo / Powerful urge to touch eyes / Nose not safe either #
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straif
Apr 23, 2010 16:30
- 22:39 Ymmm, beth ydy 'velociraptor' yn Gymraeg? 'Felosyraptwr'? Dw i'n meddwl cennin, rhosmari, a saets. Neu pwdin...tyramisw felosyraptwr. #
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straif
Apr 19, 2010 16:30
- 12:06 Dw i'n methu ar amser. #
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straif
Apr 16, 2010 16:30
- 09:30 When posting in Welsh, I forget a mutation. Posting in English, I a verb. #
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straif
Apr 12, 2010 16:30
- 12:31 Leave the gun, take the cannoli to a knife fight. #
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Apr 11, 2010 16:30
- 19:10 Mae fy hoff fferyllydd wedi marw. #
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