I was born on December 2, 1987, at 9:12 A.M. and I have one thing to say: Holy crap.

My new pimping line:
I wouldn't be surprised if you were Cambell's soup, Cause you are mmm mmm good!

ani ohev et yisrael.

Wow, it almost resembles a significance in life.
For all of you who thought I wasn't an asshole, here is the proof.
http://maryxmas5.tripod.com/id31.html

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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your journal.
*tries to but can't hold it in and chuckles uncontrollably*
Sorry, guys. I just had to.

The "paste this in your Livejournal if you agree" thing is dumb. If you agree, paste this in your Livejournal.

Thank you Tammy, for my 69th comment (go to user info, detail mode to see).

Tammy snorted. Again.

Tammy snorted.