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Fourth Weevil - [Voice]

Nov 21, 2011 22:06

[Why not video you ask? Because Jack figured out the alternate functions on this handy-dandy journal, and he's not dressed presentably at the moment. Oh he has clothes on, but not up to his own standards. Coat, vest, and neck-cloth had all been removed and his shirt was untucked from his trousers. Highly under-dressed and unsuitable for ladies eyes ( Read more... )

derpity, strapping woodsman?, i feel like there should be a producers , goldilocks has an axe beware, why am i doing this, cut da wud, derp, turn of phrase

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[ voice ] slaying November 22 2011, 11:13:23 UTC

While I'll politely decline on my part, I gotta add to the chorus of how kind of you.

[ voice ] straightatem November 23 2011, 06:24:39 UTC

Waste not.

[ voice ] slaying November 23 2011, 12:34:58 UTC

Want not.

I recently did loads of wood-chopping. It's tough work.

[Video] straightatem November 26 2011, 07:51:47 UTC

It is at that. Perfectly good way to kill time though.

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mikangirl November 22 2011, 12:43:30 UTC

...you didn't run into any giant white wolves while cutting it, did you?

straightatem November 23 2011, 06:25:41 UTC

...[Weird.]

No. Are...giant white wolves common?

mikangirl November 23 2011, 15:46:27 UTC

Only the one. Her name's Moro, and she has a tendency to threaten bodily harm and death to anyone who damages the forest. Just...so you know.

straightatem November 26 2011, 07:59:54 UTC

I see.

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lists_to_port November 22 2011, 14:37:32 UTC

Your axe is mighty, eh, Aubrey? I suspected as much.

straightatem November 23 2011, 06:26:59 UTC

Oh have you now?

lists_to_port November 23 2011, 13:48:28 UTC

Of course! Be warned, though---once you get a reputation for having a mighty axe and giving wood away freely? You'll never get a moment's rest in this place.

straightatem November 26 2011, 07:58:54 UTC

I say I'd welcome the work.

[He's not running out of things to entertain himself with at all.]

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stilldontgotit November 22 2011, 15:23:26 UTC

While I appreciate the sentiment, you might want to be careful. Moro gets pretty touchy if you mess with the trees.

straightatem November 23 2011, 06:27:36 UTC

Moro?

[Herp a derp.]

stilldontgotit November 23 2011, 06:29:18 UTC

Giant wolf who acts as the forest's guardian.

straightatem November 23 2011, 06:33:30 UTC

A-ha.

[Throat clearing.]

I take it I should have asked for permission to be granted from this Moro fellow?

[Because clearly 'giant wolf' is totally a turn of phrase. And Moro is man. Because men do that. Guard things. Women sit in circles and giggle with sewing. Right? Right.]

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[Voice] mistlegacy November 22 2011, 15:26:45 UTC

Thanks for that. I'll be sure to claim some for the Welcome Center.

[Voice] straightatem November 23 2011, 06:28:29 UTC

Of course, ma'am.