14 ~ late :c

[strangehstorian]

[Coma Filter]

We've had a sudden rash of people waking up after ...months. We need to find out what was different then that could have caused such extraordinarily long comas. It could be the key to figuring this out. After port, of course.

[Public!]Sorcerer Leezar! Are you ready for your first official port experience? I think this is a great

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coma filter

[needshumility]

You've got a point. I'll separate out the people who've said they were out for months, then see if anything else matches up.

Can we make sure they've all got a survey, too? I'm trying to keep up with everyone to give them out.

Have you also noticed that there's several people who are pretty involved in things - Howie, Martha, K, Narvin - those sort of people, who have hardly ever been in a coma, or if they have, it's only been for a few days, not a long period of time.

coma filter

[strangehstorian]

I haven't. I don't have the results to look at. Hm. Yes. Perhaps you should make another post and ask them to fill it out? Or I will.

Re: coma filter

[needshumility]

Well, it's a slight pattern I've noticed. It implies there's some choice in who's affected, which is interesting. And is slightly less troublesome to work with than the death toll idea.

It's more of a matter of keeping up with everyone who's been in one. As I'm not always able to.

Re: coma filter

[strangehstorian]

I try to get in contact with everyone who makes it known they've been in a coma over the network. Sometimes they are reluctant to cooperate, though.

[thefuckening]

But I don't want to get to know you, gnome.

[strangehstorian]

[So happy you got it right! Have a big smiiile.]

I'll let you use your powers if you come with me.

[thefuckening]

Let me? Nobody lets me use my magic! I decide when I use my magic!

[Pause. She'll totally call his bluff and he knows it.]

But I could use some fresh air. This prison is stale with oppression.

[strangehstorian]

[Smiiiile.]

That's great, then!

You should perhaps take a bag with useful supplies.

{Video}

[youriseyoushine]

I, for one, demand to know what is causing this! Do you know what it's like to go to sleep, then wake up, and everything is diff-

{Well, okay, maybe you do.}

I DEMAND TO KNOW!

{Video}

[strangehstorian]

We are trying to figure that out right now, Professor.

{Video}

[youriseyoushine]

AND HAVE YOU FOUND WHAT IS GOING ON YET?

{Video}

[strangehstorian]

[Why shouting :C]

No, we haven't.