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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday shininglion and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I helped qwantz see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, julie__k (-5000 points). In June on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (- ( Read more... )

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My grandma died this morning, well yesterday morning but it isn't like I've slept or anything since then. She may have lived in out in Minnesota where I barely even see her once a year but it is still has me incredibly depressed. It just seems unreal. I can barely even think straight because of this alone and now I have to panic because I'm ( Read more... )

Woooo! I'm leaving for the San Diego Comic Con right now. I guess I won't be around on the internet for about a week. Bye.

I went to New York City this weekend for a big Dumbrella party. We drank until dawn so I'm pretty tired right now. I'll go into more detail tommorow.

I just found out that the needlessly oversized boxes that Game Boy Advance games come in are the the perfect size for storing CDs and DVDs. I just put a large stack of Playstation demo discs that had been laying out in the open into my Mario vs Donkey Kong box.

The one useful thing about PCP is it explodes.

Right now on channel 54, the Sci-Fi channel, Poltergeist is playing while on channel 55, Comedy Central, Ghostbusters 2 is on.
Why don't they make ghost movies like these anymore?
A toaster is dancing on my TV right now.

God damn it! My keyboard is broken again. It is something with the jack on the computer where the plug slips out by a nanometer, loses its connection, and takes a long struggle of trial and error to fix. Unplug, replug, jiggle the plug, push on the plug, pull on the plug swear at the plug, and then give up and live with it until it causes madness ( Read more... )