Guilford, I'm home~

Dear LiveJournal writers/readers. It has come to my attention that LiveJournal is just one huge pile of shit that you pile your shit onto, calling for pitty from other shit. Well upbeat lyrics never hurt, right ( Read more... )

Another lyric from one of the better songs ever ( Read more... )

Can it be? I actually put effort into LJ? Well I was tired of this massive orgy of pink and white popping up on my screen (I liked it though Meaghan) so I thought something new, and sort of dull, would help neutralize it. I might just work more on it because it did feel sort of like a webdesigning thing.

Hey, if you ever feel like you haven't posted on LJ for a while, but don't want to put any effort into a post, or just be like most LJ people, here's a template for you.

<*insert random event here (can be a puppy licking your face, a clown raping you up the ass or even just that the sky is blue*>

<*insert every single complaint you know here (the ( Read more... )

http://www.illwillpress.com/kat.html

My brain didn't register that I was really, honestly, going away to college this friday until this morning around 1:30 AM, just as I was trying to fall asleep. Then after that I felt like I was dropping down from Superman for 10 minutes straight. I then woke up to my mom calling home about something she was buying for college. Wierd.

Soooooo....Caligula......eh.....fisting? I laughed really hard when he put a flower in the guy's ass, especially when the ass was in the air. Oh rape, it's nothing more than surprise sex.....

SURPRISE!!!

\o/

http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/1118219367/wmv

haha, so true.

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