You work and you work for years... many many many many many many many many years, right? You work your fingers to the bone... well if you have fingers which you sometimes do and sometimes don't... bones too for that matter, sometimes yes sometimes no... and what repayment do you get? What? I ask you ( Read more... )

Can anybody, anybody, think of one positive thing about P. Adverb Wobblewibble?

Besides the fact that his joy tastes like grape snowcone juice.

Grogrin's anxels are small dots of color that taste a bit like honey and a bit like old hard cotton candy.

He always gets pissed when I taste them, so I have to be pretty sneaky.

I interned once with a daydream, this is years ago, and he gave me the greatest advice on dealing with Solids. I wish I could write it here but it was all in shades of blue and umber.

Lymon is popularly believed by most people to be the mix of lemon and lime flavors that the people of Coca-Cola use in Sprite. It is in fact an Invisible Companion of my acquaintance that happens to exude what is popularly sold as Sprite ( Read more... )

One thing that sucks about the weather warming up, is that soon I won't be able to wear my sweater. It's made from the wispy half-remembered dreams of youth, and it's green.

Imaginary
Is much worse than Britney Spears,
At least she's just fake.Easy joke, I know ( Read more... )

There was this girl, like an angel come to earth, never in my life had I seen someone so beautiful ( Read more... )

Next door to me in the closet lives this monster, Dread McJank, for the most part we get along ok; but sometimes he gets really really drunk on plum wine and tries to scare the guy whose closet we're living in. At these moments, it never seems to occur to him that the man can't see him anymore. It really is sort of sad, and I would have more ( Read more... )

I have a wife and two kids, but they're imaginary so I don't see them much.

I drive a blue car... an Oldsmobile.

For a while, in the mid eighties, I was that little red haired kid from Diff'rent Strokes's imaginary friend. He was a chronic bedwetter.