While listening to the Dixie Chicks' "Sin Wagon":
Mom: "What exactly does 'mattress dancing' mean?"
Me: "Uh, you're not serious, are you? You've had two kids....what do you think it means?"
Mom: *eyes widen* "Ohhhhh. I didn't think it meant - OHHHHH!"
Ah, how I love my mother.
And from V, earlier this evening at dance:
"Sock puppets can be
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