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[straydog_eyes]

Alright, I'm out of patience and this is officially not amusing anymore.

They're handing out what they're calling a cure.  I don't know if it is - I don't care if it is.  I need to my shipment, which I requested from Ceno weeks ago, to get here now.  I want to know why it's not here and i want to know who's responsible for that fact and I want

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[ifyouseeme]

[OOC Kakashi wants SO BAD to say something but has learned better over the years. It is frustrating me, and I thought I would relieve it a bit by frustrating YOU with the curiosity of what he would have said. ♥]

[straydog_eyes]

[OOC: RIN AND I ARE BOTH FULL OF RESENTMENT. OR WE WOULD BE IF WE CARED WHAT KAKASHI HAS TO SAY AT ALL. WHICH WE DON'T. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT..........SHUT UP.]

[ifyouseeme]

[OOC Kakashi says that you are both TERRIBLE liars. TERRIBLE. But you know, if you insist you really want to know, he's not about to waste his breath.]

[straydog_eyes]

[OOC: I maintain that he is leaving out the part where he finds it endearing. Rin muttered something about Yamato's blender. I didn't quite catch it.]

[dango_diva]

I personally think you should do just that. It would get your point across and take care of some of those frustration issues of yours Doc ♥

I'm afraid the learning process for that particular field is a long and tedious one, lots of hands on hours and one on one studying. Of course I'm always up for a challenge and I think you would make an excellent pupil.

And of course just for you I think I would even wave my tuition fees ♥

[Private]

...Have you heard anything about how legit this stuff is?

[straydog_eyes]

Somehow I suspect the individual in question has lots of large, muscular friends around them at all times to ensure people like me can't go about getting our points across. Still, it might be worth it.

Oh, but I promise that I'm a quick study. Besides, I'll be a very attentive student.

I wouldn't dream of taking advantage of your good and generous nature. I'm sure you can think of some way for me to repay you for services rendered.

[Private]

I've it's water, I've heard it's poison, I've heard it the distilled blood of virgins. It probably is.

A hoax, I mean, not the distilled blood of virgins. But............Anko, I'm getting desperate. On the off-chance that they have found a cure or a vaccine or something....................I need to be able to check it for myself.

[dango_diva]

Even better. Bring me along and between the two of us they won't know what hit them~♥ Just in case you haven't yet noticed any excuse to escape for a while is a good thing.

That's good to hear because I've been told I'm quite the evil taskmaster.

...Oh I'm pretty sure I can come up with something or another if you feel that you must offer up some sort of compensation~

[Private]

Yeah, that's pretty much the story with everything that's surfaced.

If it ever makes it way to you I'm completely willing to play guinea pig here. wouldn't be the first damned time

I know it's a lot to ask but I would just need two doses. One for me to take, the other for my chemically inclined 'other' to do whatever it is he does to it. That way he can either reproduce it for you singularly in the instance it does what it's supposed to do or to neutralize it if it doesn't.

[straydog_eyes]

Hmmm. Gee, I couldn't tell. You need to get some new hobbies.

Then I'll have to study hard.

Let me guess: does it involve lollipops?

[Private]

The hell you are. I'm not letting anyone touch that stuff until I've inspected it and then I'll be testing it on myself before I even consider putting it in the patients' bloodstreams, let alone yours.

...I'd like to talk to this 'other' of yours.

[love_akane]

Violence solves everything. If the matter concerned me, I might just feel obligated to help.

[straydog_eyes]

It just makes more problems for someone else - usually me.

But it doesn't, so you won't. Right?

[love_akane]

Once again, that's not my problem.

You're a clever one.

[straydog_eyes]

So why are you bringing it up to begin with?

I'm flattered. Give me a moment to contain my overwhelming joy.

[mr_inky]

A small clinic can get lost in a sea of hospitals. I can attempt to ask them specifically for the cure if you would like. I believe there is a cure station near by.

[straydog_eyes]

I prefer to keep us...off radar. Given our client base and everything. But thank you. And as far as I know, those stations will only treat you directly, they won't give you an injection to take back, and since I'm not willing to risk you as a guinea pig, it's irrelevant.

[mr_inky]

Ah. Yes. I apologize for not thinking thoroughly.

[straydog_eyes]

No Sai, it's fine, your were trying to help. I appreciate the effort.

[killsforcash]

In the end, you find yourself scrambling for hope as well.

Irony kills us all.

[straydog_eyes]

I am not "scrambling for hope." I'm trying to work myself out of a corner, that's all.

If by "irony" you mean "death," then yes. Thank you for that observation.

[killsforcash]

Then waiting for another couple of months before the government delivers is not a complication.

There was no observation. It was as it is.

[straydog_eyes]

...Whatever.

I hate to break it to you, but you're not actually the be all and end all of my personal philosophies. Sorry.