I always knew that someday my name would be synonamous with masturbation, i just thought it would require a bit more effort.
Apparently, some 23 year old guy named Mike Cooper in Ohio was caught jerkin it at the public library computers thus soiling my good name. I don't know if i should find this sad, or funny.

If violence isn't the answer, then your asking the wrong damn question.

Yay, i survived another year.

Please reply with you name and your favorite memory together.

michael --

[noun]:

An alien

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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heh. heh hah hahhahaahahhahhaahahhahahaha......ahhh. good times.

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My store at battlefield and national needs a few people badly. apply online and then visit my manager from 6a.m.- 4p.m.

As of now, i am in school. start classes at the newly dubbed MSU on monday.

fear the penguins that 'splode