HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DOES ANYONE EVEN REMEMBER THIS SHIT?! 

 Long time no see everyone, how the hell are ya

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run?

Cuz the grass tickles their nuts. HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!! SLAINTE

PS -- Going to see Flogging Molly, FINALLY in Boston in March. EXCITEMENT

Is it so wrong that whenever I think about possibly murdering someone the only thing preventing me from going through with it is the ever burning.........

But WHERE would I put the body?

It really irritates me that I can't do a cut because nobody likes to read bitching, but if I don't do it here it festers and I'll be forced to go dropkick a baby. Harsh....Let's see if this works..Ok well.......time to find something to eat and go to bed....If my life gets anymore exciting I think I'll die...( Read more... )

 Just to add - my cousin Sean's wife had another baby. Welcome to life, little boy. May the sun shine warm upon your face...
Goddamnit I'm so tired. Thats something else thats been bothering me. Here you go folks, two whole entries where I bitch, don't you feel special?

Anyway, I couldn't wake up this morning, and I have the commute from  hell every ( Read more... )

Now I can’t sit here and say that I’m the world’s greatest driver. If I’m in a rush and you’re in my way, I will go around you, even if it’s going over double yellow’s. But this morning I drove by an accident that involved a tractor trailer that pretty much jackknifed, ended up swinging around facing oncoming traffic, took out a roadside barrier, ( Read more... )

Yah know, I was thinking not too long ago about all the fun I used to have using this idiot box to talk to all sorts of people from all over ( Read more... )

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ( Read more... )