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Nothing says "great day" like a surprise root canal. Blech.

Poll BIRD FLU

It occurred to me on the drive home last night, when I inexplicably and randomly burst into heaving sobs of despair over what, I'm not quite sure, that the line that separates me and a full blown nervous breakdown is, at any given moment, barely perceptible ( Read more... )

Dear Self ( Read more... )

Something bad happened to us today. No one died, and as far as I know, no one is going to die, so I'm grateful for that. Still, this thing sucks and has me very upset and stressed and I know I'm being vague but I cannot post the specifics here. I tried to do a filter post but apparently I am not allowed to enable the things I need enabled on ( Read more... )

I really, REALLY want to be on the next season of The Bachelor.

Too bad they don't let old, fat and married ladies on there.

You know what's incredible?! I even procrastinate on LJ. If I jump on quickly to scan my friends page or something ( I do this a lot when I'm on the phone at work, listening to the blah blah blah drama blah blah blah) and I see a long post or a post I want to comment on, I'll say "Self make a mental note to get back to that" and I leave it there ( Read more... )

This evening whilst galavanting around Ithaca, I decided I needed a break from Getting Everything Ready For The Baby Shower Tomorrow Madness and, to coin an aarheadism, snitzled into Barnes & Noble to find a book I've been wanting that was just released. I have to admit, I was smack in the middle of James Frey's Million Little Pieces when the *ahem* ( Read more... )

Hey Fabulous Females I Know Who are Doing Exercise-y Good Food-y Type Things ( Read more... )