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Character: Urataros
Series: Kamen Rider Den-O
Character Age: Unknown; possesses an 18/19-year-old.
Canon: Monsters from the future, called Imagin, are returning to the present, to go to the past, with intent of punching the timestream. If this confuses you, don't worry; you're not alone. Naturally, this must not happen, so the unluckiest doormat in the world, Nogami Ryoutarou, must transform into Kamen Rider Den-O to stop them. Unfortunately, his superheroics are hampered by the fact that he can't actually fight, so he has to get possessed by some of the aforementioned Imagin to fight for him. This would be a cause for worry, except that these Imagin have better things to do than punch the timestream.
One of the Imagin that possesses Ryoutarou is Urataros. This turtle-like Imagin would rather hit on girls than fight; he's also a lying fisherman who gives access to Den-O's Rod Form. He says that one lie is more interesting than a thousand truths, and his mastery of these lies lets him fool anyone he wants. Rather than fighting or fishing, he prefers to reel in the hearts of women. But not just women, his lies manipulate everyone around him to serve his needs, making him a rather self-centered person. The only exceptions to his self-centered behavior are Ryoutarou and the other plastic suit protagonists, who he alternates between being gay for and being a wise elder-brother figure to. He talks a lot, oftentimes describing his past actions in prose that, while not purple, hovers somewhere around mauve. He puts fishing metaphors into almost everything he says, summing up his personality entirely with his catchphrase: "Won't you let me string you along?"
Sample Post:
A single lie is more interesting than a thousand truths. While this is true, I suppose being on the receiving end of those lies isn't as much fun. It's a rare thing, seeing as I'm quite skilled in the area of fishing for what I want. And one of the things I wanted was the girl confined to this lake. From what the toucans said, she's known to be quite a rare beauty. And as rare as they said she is, then I knew I had no choice but to find her. The lake seemed to be a good place to start... I thought, 'Beneath the glow there is a fish whose beauty is as blinding as the sun.' The toucans, too, agree with me and I still believe what they told me isn't a lie. However, from the looks of it, it seems that this is what they mean when they say the truth hurts.
But with such a rare and exotic name like Marcy, I knew she had to be something special. I was ready to use all of my skill to reel her in, but I was unprepared to deal with how literal it had become. Instead of reeling her in, I was the one being strung along. And it wasn't by a beautiful maiden, no; it was by some tentacled creature that seemed very attracted to my rod. I did my best to keep it out of her grasp, but she simply wouldn't take no for an answer. Normally I can't turn down a lady when she comes on to me, but this was a special case.
I managed to get away with my weapon intact, but I had unfortunately misunderstood the situation. I had believed that the tentacles merely belonged to some fish that was somehow holding the true Marcy below. The toucans helped confirm this by telling me so, and that's when I decided that I should go rescue her. After all, a beauty should never remain hidden in a lake; it would be such a waste. The toucans also agreed it needed to be done, though they kept insisting on calling me a 'hero in a half-shell'. Not even sure what that meant, I corrected their mistake, and went to find and free this maiden.
It was then that I realized the truth of this situation. More so it was Marcy's loving touches that soon brought it to my attention. Marcy disarmed me with surprising dexterity and skill, being very... thorough in her checking me for more armaments. Despite the rumors I've heard, the touching itself isn't 'bad', as much as it is restricting. However, it's very unsatisfying to be the one reeled in... So, Marcy, now that you know how it came to this, could you please put me back?
Voting went here, with 97.8%- Wait, 97.8? Jesus christ, how did that happen...
Series: Kamen Rider Den-O
Character Age: Unknown; possesses an 18/19-year-old.
Canon: Monsters from the future, called Imagin, are returning to the present, to go to the past, with intent of punching the timestream. If this confuses you, don't worry; you're not alone. Naturally, this must not happen, so the unluckiest doormat in the world, Nogami Ryoutarou, must transform into Kamen Rider Den-O to stop them. Unfortunately, his superheroics are hampered by the fact that he can't actually fight, so he has to get possessed by some of the aforementioned Imagin to fight for him. This would be a cause for worry, except that these Imagin have better things to do than punch the timestream.
One of the Imagin that possesses Ryoutarou is Urataros. This turtle-like Imagin would rather hit on girls than fight; he's also a lying fisherman who gives access to Den-O's Rod Form. He says that one lie is more interesting than a thousand truths, and his mastery of these lies lets him fool anyone he wants. Rather than fighting or fishing, he prefers to reel in the hearts of women. But not just women, his lies manipulate everyone around him to serve his needs, making him a rather self-centered person. The only exceptions to his self-centered behavior are Ryoutarou and the other plastic suit protagonists, who he alternates between being gay for and being a wise elder-brother figure to. He talks a lot, oftentimes describing his past actions in prose that, while not purple, hovers somewhere around mauve. He puts fishing metaphors into almost everything he says, summing up his personality entirely with his catchphrase: "Won't you let me string you along?"
Sample Post:
A single lie is more interesting than a thousand truths. While this is true, I suppose being on the receiving end of those lies isn't as much fun. It's a rare thing, seeing as I'm quite skilled in the area of fishing for what I want. And one of the things I wanted was the girl confined to this lake. From what the toucans said, she's known to be quite a rare beauty. And as rare as they said she is, then I knew I had no choice but to find her. The lake seemed to be a good place to start... I thought, 'Beneath the glow there is a fish whose beauty is as blinding as the sun.' The toucans, too, agree with me and I still believe what they told me isn't a lie. However, from the looks of it, it seems that this is what they mean when they say the truth hurts.
But with such a rare and exotic name like Marcy, I knew she had to be something special. I was ready to use all of my skill to reel her in, but I was unprepared to deal with how literal it had become. Instead of reeling her in, I was the one being strung along. And it wasn't by a beautiful maiden, no; it was by some tentacled creature that seemed very attracted to my rod. I did my best to keep it out of her grasp, but she simply wouldn't take no for an answer. Normally I can't turn down a lady when she comes on to me, but this was a special case.
I managed to get away with my weapon intact, but I had unfortunately misunderstood the situation. I had believed that the tentacles merely belonged to some fish that was somehow holding the true Marcy below. The toucans helped confirm this by telling me so, and that's when I decided that I should go rescue her. After all, a beauty should never remain hidden in a lake; it would be such a waste. The toucans also agreed it needed to be done, though they kept insisting on calling me a 'hero in a half-shell'. Not even sure what that meant, I corrected their mistake, and went to find and free this maiden.
It was then that I realized the truth of this situation. More so it was Marcy's loving touches that soon brought it to my attention. Marcy disarmed me with surprising dexterity and skill, being very... thorough in her checking me for more armaments. Despite the rumors I've heard, the touching itself isn't 'bad', as much as it is restricting. However, it's very unsatisfying to be the one reeled in... So, Marcy, now that you know how it came to this, could you please put me back?
Voting went here, with 97.8%- Wait, 97.8? Jesus christ, how did that happen...