so i was making a blue raspberry spritzer when catastrophy struck! spritzer spilled everywhere!!!! fortunately the trail or spritzer stopped an inch before all of my most prized possessions: guitar, lappy, gh controller, old lappy, other guitar, pile of dvds, snakes on a plane shoes! phew.

i put a new doorknob on my bathroom door. i can build things! well...install things into already places to put them, but still.. i did it all by myself.

while depositing my bags of trash at the dump i looked around, and i now know the secret of the dump. it is a chasm in the earth that they built a structure on top of to disguise it's true nature; the trash people dump in there falls down deep into the fiery core of the earth and is used as fuel to keep said core burning ( Read more... )

faux new years. erin began wussing out and it was contagious and spread to me. damnit. so i have decided there shall be a raincheck...in august/sept whence brigid returns from nevada. cuz it's faux new years so it basically could be any day perhaps there may even be more then just one of them a year, i'll have to run it by hallmark first ( Read more... )

my dad had a dream that he gave thor so much ice cream his insides froze & he died. weird.

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so in the past two days i managed to get a game cube & a hair cut & not kill/allow to die my fish & went to ihop & had 2(two) consecutive days off of work. oh yes my friends, i have accomplished many a great feat of awesomry as of late. since i'm on such a fuckin good streak i may even sign up for some math for summerII tomorrow. or you know, not, ( Read more... )

tomorrow is my first day back at school. needless to say, i do not want to go. woe is me. on a happier note, i am going to get the timing belt replaced in my car on friday. furthermore, i do believe i shall wash said car tomorrow since some bird & tree thought it would be cool to drop poo & pollen, respectively, on it all weekend like it was their ( Read more... )

i got a car last week. tomorrow i am going to connecticut. so yeah, i guess that is all.

my shoooooes came today. and they fit right so far. ohoh an they came wis free candy(a m&azing crunchy). i hope i don't hafta do gymnastics or the like to get it open.