i gotted a guinea pig.

it can poop 3 times in less than a minute, what can your pet do?

i don't think i am going back to school this semester.

"Aren't you excited this will be your first year getting a xmas bonus?"
"I get an xmas bonus? How much?"
"I got $500"
"Oh em jee, I'm gonna be rich!"
-cut to the next day-
"So did you get your bonus?"
"I don't work until tomorrow so no."
"I am really sorry, I think I put an extra zero on what I told you yesterday."
"I am very sad now."yeah, so this ( Read more... )

so apparently peter was singing the peanut butter jelly song tonite. man. i love that animation. i totally watched it like allllll the time frosh year o' college. that and this. good times ( Read more... )

my birthday was good. tons of people wished me birthday wishes of goodness. also my moms hooked me up with some money towards a car.

in unrelated news this guy wants me to join his country band.

i won my first ebay auction. i am the cat's meow. the bee's knees. etc.

blow yourselves.

Not because you have to, but because you WANT to! Things you enjoy, even when no one around you wants to go out and play. What lowers your stress/blood pressure/anxiety level? Make a list, post it to your journal... and then tag 5 friends and ask them to post it to theirs ( Read more... )

i'm borrrrrrreeeeedddd. why is there no one to hang out with when you're bored but when you're busy there's an abundance of hang out withers around. fie.

work. what can i say about work? well, i waited until i was nearly entirely broke to proactively look for a job. then came an ego stroking for me, care of a temp agency & baskin robbins. enter stage right: money. i say "yay." curtain falls. audience applauds. rave reviews. backs are patted all around ( Read more... )