OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?!111111

tomorrow = moving day.

*so fucking excited* I'm so ready. \m/

:oD

I hope all goes well.

TOE SOCKS!!!!!!!

Hmmm yeah. I'm pretty much going fucking crazy. It's not horrible or life threatening or anything. Just really annoying. I hate being in situations where I seriously don't kno what the fuck to do. And no one can help me. ARRRRRG ( Read more... )

When you're married, you wanna kill your spouse.

When you're single, you wanna kill yourself.

Better her than me!!! ;o)

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The only thing that stop you from killin this motha fucka is an episode of CSI!!

No matter how much you think you love someone, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.

http://disturbingauctions.com/view.pl?item=7

You see, he's had too much to drink, and so his vision has gone a bit funny.
Click on the magnifying glass for a close-up, to see the truly disturbing nature of this item. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.

Pain can be beautiful ( Read more... )

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