The feel-good comments of the year.

I want to make a youtube video of interviews with people who's marriages have been ruined by the union of their florists.

Here's what I believe to be the cornerstone of the downfall of humanity.

Holy. Shit.

I believe I am finished with the internet.

I came to this conclusion when, having viewed everything I wanted to view... on a whim, I decided to log on to www.giraffes.com

I didn't google it. I just typed in the address figuring someone had to run it... and I was right.

But who can argue it isn't an informative website??

This article is just too hilarious to not share. It's "beyond cutting-edge" after all.

I just love how this guy only got in his position after 6 re-counted votes amongst his party because the runner up, on second thought, might not have connected with the demographic audience they were after  - since writing his non-hit song "Barack The Magic Negro ( Read more... )

Should you happen to find yourself in Steamboat CO...and happen to crave crepes... rest assured, my cousins can take care of you.

It's a bonus if you like Cabooseses...es...s.

After traveling my face off to the coldest places imaginable against my better judgement  -  my New Year's Eve needed to be and was rather uneventful.  Just some really good friends, dirty card games, alchobooze and Dick Clark ambiently rambling in the background. Nothing crazy. Probably about 8 or 9 people max.

My personal prediction for 2009 is ( Read more... )

This is how one gets to Ballard from Queen Anne according to the Trip Planner online...

  Depart 10th Ave W & W Blaine St At 10:38 AM On Route MT 1 Seattle Center West Arrive 1st Ave N & Republican St At 10:46 AM   ( Read more... )

For most of my life, I've hated Christmas music.

Well, the popular stuff anyway. Except for Rudolph because I could identify with him ...it was always strange to hear the bullies sing that one begrudgingly in the school concerts growing up.

Since I played piano, I was the HOUNDED on a daily (and nightly) basis for almost the entire month of December ( Read more... )

FINALLY, I no longer have to wear my bathrobe backwards!

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I voted for the most socialist, muslimmy terroristy, celebrated, racist, present-voting, anti-American, former chain smokerey, fake U.S. citizenny, one-house occupying, radical, non-military, half-blackest, baby-killin', crisis-inviting,  tax n' spendy, secretly Kenyan, sexist, elitist with evil friends, I could find on the ballot ( Read more... )