heathen reader

[strophica]

I was at a store and I was flipping through an InsideStyle magazine, standing in contraposto position. An old couple were chattering next to me. Here is what happened:

Old Husband: Hoo hoo- you want a Bible? How about a Bible?
Old Wife: Oh no no---ho ho
[I notice I am standing next to a bunch of pink and blue mini-Bibles]
Old Husband: (drops a Bible)

Comments

[ebourland]

Clearly this is a message from God: repent, or else haunted bibles are gonna come flying at you.

[comestible]

this is hilarious. maybe god's got a sense of humor. oh yeah, i dont believe in god.

[pequest]

That's cute. A group of Republican white men immediately exited the cafe I was playing at the open mic at when I began singing a self-explanatory "No Fundamentalists" song.