Hello everyone. Sorry it took me so long to update this thing. I am just writing to say that I am no longer going to write on this blog. This is because I now write humor for the UCB newspaper, the Daily Cal, and posting humor here just seems superfluous (plus, someone else goes to the trouble of posting my work for me, which is pretty friggin' ( Read more... )

Most people think that the Supreme Court is just a bunch of old white dudes who sit around reading all day and occasionally get up to write an opinion or have a heart attack. This is pretty much true. However, what most people didn't know is that the Supreme Court doles out justice not only in the courtroom, but also in the streets. Behold the ( Read more... )

The Adventures of Sven Bjolnir, Viking High School Student ( Read more... )

Dear Mark Zuckerberg, Maker of the Facebook ( Read more... )

The Case Against Mexico and Canada ( Read more... )

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PIECE CONTAINS LOTS AND LOTS OF SWEARS, BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT THAT SWEARS ARE FUNNY. IF YOU DON'T LIKE SWEARING, DON'T READ THIS PIECE ( Read more... )

Paragraph 5: "talklly o" should be "talked to." I have no idea how that came out like it did- that's just weird.

WARNING: EXTREME WEIRDNESS, 100 FEET AHEAD ( Read more... )

A while ago, I was plum out of ideas for the HP/LOTR crossover. So, on June 17, I submitted a humble request to anyone who would listen ( Read more... )

In the interest of equal time, Fred's Blog proudly presents a rebuttal to Moore's essay from famed My Little Pony fanfic writer and President of the United States: George W. Bush ( Read more... )