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Hypocrite?

lulz @ Stephen Colbert

"What's Wolf Blitzer going to put on his big screen now? And more importantly, what's John King going to touch? And please, please! please don't say Wolf Blitzer."

lulz @ Demetri Martin

"Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store, I just flip to the 'About the Author' section. I'm like, 'Done. Next!'"

I find that I usually have the best or most interesting dreams between the time when I wake up, fall back asleep, and then wake up again in the mornings. Or maybe I just tend to remember them... Either way, the dream I was left with this morning sort of resembled this:


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TOMORROW
I'M WAKING UP AT 5
IN THE MORNING
SO I WILL BE AT
BORDERS
IN ANN ARBOR
AT 9 A.M.
WHEN THEY OPEN
IN ORDER TO GET
ONE OF THE FIRST
150 WRISTBANDS
FOR THE CHUCK PALAHNIUK
BOOK SIGNING.
ALSO INCLUDED THAT DAY:
INTERVIEW
AND A PREVIEW
OF THE NEW MOVIE
CHOKE
BASED ON HIS NOVEL
WHICH COMES OUT
AUGUST 1.

OH HELL YES.

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Bowel movements.

For some reason I always thought that was when a person felt like they had to poop, not when they did.
Ah, to be young again.