[This is a fake journal meant for entertainment purposes only. Not so much good entertainment but it’s mainly for me and bunch of other people to pretend be something we’re not. We’re like actors, only we don’t get paid and we’ll probably never get within ten feet of any celebrity. These entries are friends only and to sort out the dead journals ( Read more... )

Add stuarttownsend. It's been real.

Bobby Valentino is a damned genius.

Honestly, I do much of my thinking when I’m on the loo. I’m here to express my rage at the bastard who decided to take a seat next to mine in said loo, completely throwing off my train of thought and waiting for him to finish his business. The problem is that he decided to spark a conversation with me involving himself and some bad sushi. It was ( Read more... )

Night driving is my favourite hobby. It's a mediocre occupation at best, something to kill the time in between the insomnia and the lull of sleep that aches between your eyes. Each block left behind is further from your own comfortable civilisation and a block closer to unknown territory. Out of the comfort zone and into a concrete slab jungle with ( Read more... )

I'm a persistent bastard, I can tell you that much.

A little longer than I had thought but I doubt much attention is paid on what I do. Carry on ( Read more... )

Oh come on, it hasn't been that long.

Consider this a place holder for now, yeah?

Jonathan requested my presence and as always, I show up unfashionably late. Much apologies on my behalf, I was making sure I in fact have eyebrows instead of one eyebrow. This is a dangerous career move should it get out of control. Where tweezers will not do the job and the only final resort is waxing. Indeed my eyebrows are intact and in no ( Read more... )

There is a small family owned bagel shop a few blocks away from my flat that I frequent whenever I am in the area. I’ve been teetering on the unemployment line so to speak and living on the change in my pockets because I lost my ATM card and it takes a bit for another to arrive. For the full effect, I’ve carried around twenty dollars in various ( Read more... )