I still read this stuff. I just make all my posts in myspace now. Even though I still think it has just about the worst page layout ever.

I've finally decided to use that damn myspace account I've had since last summer. I figure I watch enough Fox news that I might as well let Rupert Murdoch make more advert money from me. If you're interested you can find it here

I think 2006 should be the most surreal year ever. I'm in love with the surreal. I asked it to marry me, but it said it needed to think about some things first.

Man nothing pisses me off more than coming home after spending all of my time after work to fix Chris' laptop, taking a dump, realizing that we're still out of toilet paper, realizing immediately thereafter that the commode is stopped up, and then realizing I have to drive to fucking Devil-Mart to buy a plunger at midnight.

Fucking shitty fuck

What the world needs now, more than ever I think, is Mad Scientists. I mean really what could bring the people of the planet together than an impending disaster from some crazy man with an army of laser weilding iguanas. So, to rectify the situation, I think I should get a double major in computer science and chemistry, so I can get a healthy ( Read more... )

I love living in the future.

This is from something old and forgotten. But I was reading it today, so I thought I'd post it ( Read more... )

I got a Superman: Red Son action figure yesterday. Next to Unicron, I think it's the best action figure ever.

Well, it was a good year for music anyway. Here's my top ten list of albums of the year ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas, booger eaters