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May 31, 2006 14:10

I'm gonna see if i can rip off nora and do these stupid/hilarious things, but i dont think it will be long and enjoyable. i'm sure i'll fail horribly, but whatev.. haha so today...

Elks...again. Lauren Rubenstein parked like an idiot. Jackie, Diana, Nikki and I laugh at her driving skills and leave.
Happy that school isn't as disgusting as ( Read more... )

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herbedpost May 31 2006, 18:32:56 UTC

i'm excited for your faux hawk.
i hope that behooves you to candlelrabrum my ass.

stuck_on_cher May 31 2006, 18:36:22 UTC

it in fact does behoove me to candlebarraumus your peciouslos ass.

uh_lucky May 31 2006, 20:43:57 UTC

You basically are me now.
I love it.
and i love everything...

and its coincidental because im not wearing a shirt right now too..so thats cool.
and i laughed out loud for a good deal of these crazy occurences..i have taught you well.

stuck_on_cher June 1 2006, 01:09:55 UTC

i love being nora. and i'm sorry if i totally like stole your idea, but i was SOOO in the mood to do it. i hope you enjoyed it.

and yes, nora, you are the master of these ridiculous lists.

cookie02y June 1 2006, 00:51:16 UTC

I really enjoyed reading that. it was funny. I'M SO MAD I MISSED FREE!!!!!

stuck_on_cher June 1 2006, 01:10:34 UTC

haha aw thanks LYSS. i'm mad you missed it too! next wednesday has that game all over it. and you're invited to play. hehe :)(

I know Victoria's Secret anonymous June 2 2006, 15:59:23 UTC

Ah, alas, I read it in 48 hours. And excuse me, there is more to Victoria's Secret than bras and thongs! There are perfumes, candles, perky bosoms that only need an inch of water and white, bald mannequinnes, or however you spell it. They've also added an athletic section, bingo. Don't talk Vicky down. And, yes, I applied to be a model -- they were glad that an italiana bellissima had applied because there's no representation, but shortly after handed me a celery stick and screamed "IN YOUR DREAMS." bummer. And there's also more than folding bras and thongs, which I should also add, all the bras are hanging up! I need to welcome the clients, create a warm and vibrant atmospere, promote other products, boost the clientele self esteem and maybe their breasts, perform bra sizing. And you know what happens when men come in for their wives, girlfriends, mistreeses or lawnmowers? I need to offer clothing optional, i mean....opinions, and be a sex counselor -- men should not feel uncomfortable in that store. Besides, what's nudity ( ... )

Re: I know Victoria's Secret anonymous June 2 2006, 16:02:30 UTC

oh and one more thing, sa feen feen. thongs aren't folded either. if you thought about it, you actually can't. They're laid on the pretty tableclothed tables. Even the tables are clothed! I'm done.

Re: I know Victoria's Secret stuck_on_cher June 3 2006, 05:18:46 UTC

you can fold bras.

Re: I know Victoria's Secret stuck_on_cher June 3 2006, 05:18:52 UTC

hco is better