Schadenfreude-Rita taking pleasure in your pain. XD

[xbeetlebum]

The Skeeter Scoop

Worse Than The Rumours?

A disturbing discovery by your brave reporter

As the chubby third year ran across the courtyard I, your faithful narrator dear readers, took it upon myself to follow said third year. I understand that many of you rely upon me for the news of Hogwarts, and I could smell a story here.

The third year, a certain

Comments

[gifted_guy]

Oh great, Skeeter. Thank you so much *SARCASTIC*

[xbeetlebum]

Careful Cresswell, don't want to end up in the next edition, do you?

[gifted_guy]

I'm not scared of you, what you gonna get me for? Being too damn good looking?

[xbeetlebum]

You'd be suprised.

[dreamingxofxme]

*rolls eyes* As wonderful as aways Skeeter. *Quotes with finger actions* "allegations of alcohol, drugs, orgies and homosexuality in Slytherin" Of course not we sit around doing crosswords all night you stupid woman! *however her eyes are glittering and she knows this is the truth and relishes in it*

[xbeetlebum]

*sarcastic* Why thank you. Didn't want people getting the wrong idea about you guys.

[dreamingxofxme]

*is debating whether to get her wand out of her robe pocket* I highly doubt there is any chance of that. Whereas... *gesters at Rita letting her words trail off so that they speak for themselves*

[xbeetlebum]

*smirks* Well of course not. Not after everyone's read this.

[aubrey_reads]

[OOC: *IZ DED* Oh, Chels, I love you and your Rita. Even if they destroy my boy.]

*cowers in fear as a paper is flung at his head*

[xbeetlebum]

Aubrey! *grins wickedly* You'll want to make sure you read this.

[aubrey_reads]

*pulls paper off his head and begins reading, becoming more horrified with each sentence*

How... how could you publish that?

[xbeetlebum]

Quite simply.

It seems like you're going to have some things to clear up with a couple of people.

[xgreatpretender]

Oh shit.

[snakesintheeyes]

Oh Shit what, Keenan?

[xgreatpretender]

E-Evan!

N-nothing, just Skeeter's usual nonsense.

[snakesintheeyes]

*raises an eyebrow skeptically*

[pur_et_seul]

*finishes, folds the paper, and looks scandalised*

Dear god.

[ohsogiddy]

You lucky enough to waste ten minutes of your life reading this as well, then?

[pur_et_seul]

Bit more than ten, I had to reread the last article to make sure Barty's penis had really been mentioned in print.

[ohsogiddy]

Believe the word that was used was 'cock'.