*Rita is sitting out by the lake enjoying the weather and writing down some ideas for articles*

*is sitting on her bed reflecting on the past weeks events and attempting to make some semblance of a newspaper*

*walking around the halls attempting to hide with her giant sunglasses on, scarf covering her now, thanks to Veronica, bald head, and trying to find someone to fix her hair*

*sits in great hall watching the few people sitting with pen in hand*

I'll never get I story with so many people gone. Without my quill to, today just sucks. Probably those freakin' Slytherins. Must find, or at least get a little fraction of, information to start a story. I'll have mother send me a new quill.

Ugg!

Where did I put my quick quotes quill this is the third time this week.

*bumps head on top of desk, and then rubs spot in pain*

Ernie probably never gave it back last time I gave it to him, that little bugger. I thought I had an other one...

Anyone who knows where it is, I want it back.

OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU BLACKGUARDS GAVE ME MONO? THANKS TO YOU, I MISSED THE MAJORITY OF THE HOGSMEADE VISIT.

MERLIN, I'M SO CONGESTED.

Think of all the possible stories I missed. ARGH.

...apparently the Skeeter Scoop has not been received happily by a few select students. Hmph. A certain someone took the liberty of notifying Dumbledore about their displeasure.

So he gave me this speech about "respect" and "giving others privacy". Rubbish. Now, thanks to that lily-livered, no-good, back-stabbing snitch, my publishing privileges ( Read more... )

Must be available at all times and provide their own camera. Salary will be discussed. Should be obedient and submissive.

A certain amount of discretion, too, is preferred.