-Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise Man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
-The original theme song to the Transformers was actually “Chuck Norris-more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris-robot in disguise,” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
-The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
-Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.
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-Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise Man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
-The original theme song to the Transformers was actually “Chuck Norris-more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris-robot in disguise,” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
-The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
-Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.
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