I should be able to whore Vaan's sweet boy ass out for gil.

[studphish]

This poor kid gets torn apart by wolves and owlbears all damn day just to scrape together enough money to get an item that lets me get more pelts out the the wolves tearing him apart. Surely an hour servicing some lonesome, war weary soldier for a thousand gil (not to mention getting his nimble fingers into more than a few post coitusly innatentive

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[pussinboots]

You can bet if I ever have anything to do with making a Final Fantasy game, that will be the flavor of my "Hot Coffee" addition: underage male prostitution ...with product.

[pussinboots]

It amuses the hell out of me to know that if my mom reads this entry, we were practically speaking in code.

Rape code.

[studphish]

Oh come on. You mom knows ball and good... and rape.

[pussinboots]

I really, REALLY want to teach Shai to do something hilarious when I say rape.

Say, do you know any grumpy, fat, hairy guys?

[momooshka]

Oh my. What does war mean?

[pussinboots]

http://www.boston.com/business/globe/articles/2006/11/05/miles_away_ill_have_a_burger/