Comments | studphish: Reward for return: hodoken to the groin.

studphish

Reward for return: hodoken to the groin.

Mar 12, 2008 08:45

For the second time in my life I weigh under 300 pounds. As of last night I hit 299 and falling. For those playing the "No Fucking Way!" home edition, that's 33 pounds in just over 3 months. If I could go back in time to the last time I weighed 299 pounds I'd say "Goddamn, kid. You're like 8 years old and you already look like 4 Krangs in an ( Read more... )

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momooshka March 12 2008, 20:30:18 UTC

250 by August sounds like a perfectly attainable goal, provided you keep doing whatever you are doing. WHAT ARE YOU DOING????

I have an extra 15 pounds to shed in order for my heart and lungs to be happy...and to fit into pants properly. 11 pounds in a month would be AWESOME.

And at 11 pounds a month, which you are averaging, by August you will be hot (in every sense of the word!).

I realize your friend's mother telling you that you may look "hot" is kind of creepy, but I mean that as a non-participating in the younger generation by-stander, encouraging, old woman type of remark, in which case it basically looses all of it's real meaning to you, but at least you know someone cares and it rooting for you. ;)

studphish March 12 2008, 23:22:15 UTC

Just diet and exercise. All that BS they play on the saturday mourning PSAs.

cheer_potato March 13 2008, 15:25:16 UTC

Yay for you! If you want some REAL exercise you can come over here and borrow my baby for the afternoon- chasing after him is like running a marathon!

studphish March 13 2008, 16:25:45 UTC

Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. I'm just minding my own business chasing some delicious baby and BAM I'm at the bottom of a pit skewered by by sharp sticks. EVERY TIME!

pussinboots March 14 2008, 13:31:04 UTC

Luckily, I have lots of pictures of you being fat, so when you're all buff and chiseled and rubbing it in our faces, I can open my wallet and an accordion of embarrassment will spring to the floor.

pussinboots March 14 2008, 13:32:18 UTC

P.S. Seriously, think about that same-day discount for surgery. I can't think of anyone I would rather downsize medical bills with, big medium guy.

studphish March 14 2008, 15:07:26 UTC

My muscles are growing fast enough that I think my skin will tighten up. That's the kind of neat shit that happens when your balls aren't made out of rubber cement and fruit leather.