As an american, I endorse the possession of objects.

[studphish]

Serious cat for serious internets. I'm over here visiting my folks, just trying to make them happy since Dad won't take an under the table transfusion of my vital, youthful blood, so I've let them buy me things. They really like to do that, or like to affect some semblance of normalcy on me.(no ingratitude) Anyway, I got some badly needed new

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[studphish]

You're sweet :D

[pussinboots]

I think you have a scarf-sized tapeworm, and when you finally take enough drugs to kill it, you're going to balloon back to Freey Willy in a matter of hours.

ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS, SUCKER

YOUR MOM, I mean, MY MOM

[pussinboots]

Oh, and my mom wanted to tell you how good you look but she thought it would be weird.

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I know. Apparently telling you she's afraid you're going to suicide is perfectly okay, but complimenting your appearance would be somehow socially abnormal.

Re: YOUR MOM, I mean, MY MOM

[studphish]

You tell your mom to tell you I don't talk to weirdos.

Re: YOUR MOM, I mean, MY MOM

[momooshka]

I don't either.

"So Mr Green, Our Roles Are Reversed..."

[patlandness]

"...the presently slimming so-and-so, and I--*begins to weep*"

Congratulations! If only burning envy burned calories, I'd be your size. I guess it's back to exercising...

Re: "So Mr Green, Our Roles Are Reversed..."

[studphish]

Your envy is better spent on people who couldn't pass as a Hutt if he had big, gold contacts.

I've been pirating fitness videos off of Youtube. I figure these people make their money off motivating the consumer to keep exercising and watching their video, so modern marketing techniques can actually benefit you for once. Plus stuff about muscle groups and proper form. I don't know how important that actually is but it can't hurt.

[cheer_potato]

Hubba-hubba!!!! (Although I'm not sure about that scrawny ferret that seems to have taken up residence on your face....)